Wednesday, August 26, 2020

Why I Have Decided to Vote for the Fucking Moron

 

Like  many others,  I was shocked on 8 November 2016 when Donald Trump was elected president of the United States.  I would not have been pleased had Hilary Clinton won the election.  I thought her a dangerous hawk whose primary qualification was overweening ambition.  But the polls . . .  I had voted for neither of them.  It had seemed that Gary Johnson was the only adult in the room.  He may not have known where Aleppo was, but he didn't need to know because he wasn't going to bomb it.  He may have forgotten the name of Mexican President Vicente Fox, but then so had I and I had worked in Mexico when Fox was first elected, and it seemed very unlikely that Johnson would waste millions of dollars building a wall along the Mexican border. I had no illusions that Johnson would win the election, but it seemed a good thing to at least mark my position, kinda like pissing on a fire hydrant. I live in western Washington, and I'm surrounded by Pavlovian progressives who haven't thought critically since they had to write a compare-and-contrast essay in eighth grade English class.

Like many others, I was horrified on 8 November 2016 when Donald Trump was elected president of the United States.  He shared Clinton's ambition, but seemed even less likely to choose good advisors.  He seem to obey neither the laws of grammar, nor of the United States.  I confess I have broke both from time to time, but truthfully I more often consider grammar.  Of course what should have been obvious to anyone who has listened to people talk for more than five minutes or has read any novel written since 1900, communication does not obey the laws of grammar, either.  And when I had talked to supporters of the most enthusiastically supported democratic candidate, Bernie Sanders, it quickly became apparent that law, especially constitutional law, has very little respect from anyone in the current political climate change.  Nevertheless, I posted a long string of memes describing the president a a fucking moron, posts which garnered likes on Facebook.

Like many others, I expected some great catastrophe to follow after 8 November 2016 when  Donald Trump was elected president of the United States.  My progressive friends told me so.  CNN told me so.  And they both told me that Fox News was in cahoots with the devil.  I had been rather appalled by what a pansy Anderson Cooper had been in his reactions to the Trump during the debate he failed to moderate.  (Yes, I know one isn't supposed to use terms denigrating someone's sexuality, but I'm a pansy, too, so I get a pass, like a rap singer using the Nword.)  I had been impressed by how the only moderator during the debates who did reel in Trump was Chris Wallace, whom I had been told worked for the devil himself.  So when the Fucking Moron attacked false news, I thought of that in terms of an attack on freedom of the press, despite that never has the press reported anything about me accurately, and despite that I in general recognize that the true centers of power are now more the big media/tech companies and not Washington.

Like many others, I found that following 8 November 2016 Donald Trump did one outrageous thing after another, and not only did he fail to appoint particularly brightest and best staffers, he fired them as quickly as  he had done on the Apprentice.   It seemed like the presidency as a reality TV show. It was interesting to me that the things my liberal/progressive friends condemned mostly loudly about his policies were things that Mr. Obomber had been doing all along. It seemed to me that the best way to keep from even considering putting kids in cages would be to keep the out to begin with.  But they had hope with Mr. Obomber, and they had horror with Mr. Trump.  Mr. Obomber had been Nice looking, while the fucking moron didn't need to be caricatured. He always looked like a cartoon.


And, can you imagine what Jackie K-O would think about the way he redecorated the White House?  At least he had the honesty to brag about having sex with that woman, so long as she was nice looking.  

Following the inauguration of Donald Trump on 20 January 2017, I like many other people was reminded that we in live a post-moder of alternative facts.  I learned that some massacre somewhere in Kentucky  had occurred in an alternative universe and  that covefe is a thing. I was introduced to government by Tweet, which if one considers it, is really much more appropriate for the contemporary political climate change than fire side chats.  Unlike my progressive friends, I was pretty much pleased by a lot of the early actions of the administration, although they seemed to have been the program of Paul Ryan, who I noticed abandoned the swamp after two years, putting a bit of distance between himself and the new American Greatness.

Following the inauguration of Donald Trump on 20 January 2017, the world didn't end.  No new nations were bombed.   Bombing and targeted attacks were not ended, but hay, America is great right.  I mean, one of Clinton's claims to glory as the assassination of Mumammar Khaddafi, an act which has made life miserable for an awful lot of Libyans.

Following the inauguration of Donald Trump on 20 January 2017 the wold didn't end.  Things pretty much chugged along as they would have anyway.  People continued to invent things.  Wages went up.  Prices went up, but mostly slower than wages.  Because I am what a friend of mine calls a 'god-damned one worlder', I have been very saddened that the United States has disengaged from China, and indeed from much of the world.  It never seemed to me, for instance, that the Fucking Moron understood that NATO was established for the benefit of the United States.  On the other hand, I must realize that the world in which NATO now exists is quite different from  what existed in 1949.  I don't think that the presidency has much power for good, and a lot of power for bad,  but still I was disappointed that the Fucking Moron's pastiche of tweeted ideas that might better have been saved to examine in the cold light of dawn, often  been to strengthen Russia and China.  I don't think he has been alone in working up the electorate by triggering their-our--fears,  The Democratic National Convention has been a Fear Week.  And no one seems more anxious to race bait sooner than Nancy Pelosi, a woman whom I confess I find a bit difficult to take seriously because she reminds me so much of an aunt who lived much of her life in California and who tended to spike heels and pant suits and a shrill voice.  The only thing Pelosi lacks is my aunt's Chiwawa named Oogie.

But, four years is a long time, and following the inauguration of Donald Trump on 20 January 2017, I have been collecting a bit of random data.  The loyal opposition--is irony still allowed in 2020?--has carefully cultivated the Trump derangement syndrome.   Time and again when I have asked my progressive friends, who are about the only sort there are here in western Washington, so I may have a skewed viewpoint, why they support some activity, from such things as the Green New Deal to the looting being perpetrated in honor of George Floyd, their answers have nothing to do with my question but quickly become 'I don't like Donald Trump'.  As he said himself, maybe it's his personality. I, however, find most of the ideas of the loyal opposition arebboatahto6bopposed to the ideas that have made America great in the first place:  classic  English liberalism, free trade, and capitalism.   I doubt the fucking moron understands classic English liberalism, but he hasn't overtly attacked  it.   He has done nothing much to help free trade, alas.  But he doesn't attack--always; I mean, his tweets do seem to be random--the capitalists like Tim Cook who stand up to him on free trade.

But, of course, the Virus.

The Big Black Swan.

It is far too early to pretend to know all the results of the covid pandemic, but I will say that it's foolish to blame it on China, as the Fucking Moron does, or to blame it one the Fucking Moron, as the democrats do.  One needs to avoid derangement syndromes of every sort, I suspect.

So, here's the deal:  Much to my surprise, and largely because of his incompetence and tendency to chase every squirrel, the United States hasn't been doing badly for the past four years if one looks at reality rather than the news.  The United States has not been the worst nation in its response to the virus, as we were repeatedly told by the DNC. nor has it been the best nation, as the Fucking Moron claims.  What makes the United States' situation difficult is of course that it is a union of states, something which Trump has mostly noticed and honored during the pandemic, despite the many calls for one-size-fits-all measures from Pelosi & Company.  As Rahm Emanuel, home boy of Mr. Obomber said, no good crisis should be wasted.

Unfortunately, although the democrats seem firmly in the depths of Trump derangement syndrome, powdered Biden mixed in with one's organic vegan smoothie is not a cure for the virus.  I have seen nothing from the loyal opposition to suggest that their 'belief' in science will actually change the facts for the many scientists all around the world who are working for a cure and/or preventative already.

Unfortunately, I have seen no signs that the democrats would recognize the achievements of Regan and Nixon in bringing Russia and China into the sphere of American influence and build on it.  Rather it seems that the democrats would embrace the notion that Trump and Sanders have in common, the notion that 1953 or thereabouts was some sort of golden age that can be brought back by presidential fiat.  Meanwhile, the policies that the democrats do seem to embrace would be catastrophic to the classic liberal freedom of the individual, of free trade, and of capitalism.  

Like many others, I was shocked on 8 November 2016 when Donald Trump was elected president.  But I was wrong to think that the United States was so fragile that it could not survive the presidency of a guy who is only slightly, if much more bigly loudly, incompetent than the norm.  The New York Times still prints all the news it pretends is fit to print, even when it's often fake.  Rachel Maddow still says things about the head of state that would lose her her head in many Muslim countries. The people who are being censored are those more conservative than the leaders of Twitter or Google or Facebook.  

Now, four years later, Donald Trump is up for re-election.  He remains a sort of Cardi B personality, loud and outrageous.  And his opponent, Joe Biden, is--what?-- a sort of retired crooner performing in a casino. Mr. Biden, whom I can't help but think of as a return of Mr. Potatohead, a person with no real personality or ideas of his own, on whom a sardonic smile can be hung by the instructions on the teleprompter, might seem to be a return to a calmer presidency.  But he comes with a lot of baggage.  Many people do not expect him to survive one term, making Kamala Harris very likely the real president. And the others who would almost certainly be members of a Biden presidency are not people I trust to protect my freedoms or the United States Constitution.

Now, four years later Donald Trump is up for re-election, and it has been four years of continuous attack on him by the democratic congress, nearly all of which has been proven baseless.  Again and again the willingness to accept the truthiness of the 'evidence' of the Mueller investigation and the dossier of allegations has proven to be wishful thinking of a bunch of folks who are sure they know better than the electorate. I find myself as surprised by how Trump has really governed as has John Yoo, Professor of Law at UC Berkeley, who wrote a fascinating book entitled Defender in Chief:  Donald Trump's Fight for Presidential Power.  In it he writes, 'If friends had told me on January 21, 2017, that I would write a book on Donald Trump as a defender of the Constitution, I would have questioned their sanity.  I had not voted for him in the 2016 primary or general elections.  His many personal and professional flaws repelled me.' But Yoo brilliantly explains the struggles between Trump and the democrats in terms of the checks and balances and expectations of the federal constitution, not claiming that Trump even realized what he was doing, but that the founders of the constitution created a system in which the struggles of individual persons for their own power would be channeled for the common good.

Now, four years later, Donald Trump is up for re-election, and I find myself in position I could not have imagined four years ago.  I would have been unhappy with a Clinton but I expected her administration would have been pretty much a return of the normal blundering incompetency we have come to expect from the presidency.  I hope, in case Biden is elected, that I am wrong, but I expect a Biden administration would to be a targeted attack on the principles of western civilization that underlie the founding of the United States and that  have made it a destination for thousands, whether they were 'huddled masses' or others who 'were yearning to breathe free.'  

Now, four years later, Donald Trump is up for re-election.  I would certainly prefer a calmer candidate, some less ego-centric, someone whose voice I enjoyed hearing, someone who is handsome and doesn't have an absurd hair-cut--the list could go on.  But the United States has survived four years of Trump, and I expect that it will survive another four years, that we will recover from the blows of the virus,  and that we will flourish.  There has been nothing in the actions of the loyal opposition to make me think they would encourage recovery or flourishing.  

Because I live in Western Washington, my vote mostly doesn't matter.  One of my friends will likely call my opposition to Biden/Harris/Pelosi/the Squad/Sanders & Co. mental masturbation.  But I consider it marking my position.  I have  enjoyed the privilege of living in a society that is heir of English Liberalism. I will do what little I can do to share that privilege. To do otherwise I would consider cowardice.  A small cowardice, of course, but at my age, one does what one can, even if those acts are small. 


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